Security

We had a "fire drill" today. Actually, more like an alarm malfunction. Anyways, we all waited inside while security checked out the building and it took forever. Do you know why? Because the four police officers that were in the building decided to walk around the dorm together. "Hey, we have a lot of ground to cover so let's walk around together so we have company." Seriously? Day time campus police officers are hardly worth their share of my tuition fee, and the night time officers are really just there to let you know that there's somebody to watch the security camera feed of you getting robbed, were that to happen. Not that they'd do anything about it because it's beyond their juristiction, but at least you know that your last seconds of life were observed by men and women that enjoy each other's company.

No food after six o'clock...

I keep eating food after six and I keep having strange dreams. The other night I had a dream that two men in Victorian style dresses were beating each other up with umbrellas. After tracing the roots of this dream back to the Pirates of the Caribean (which I haven't seen in a long time), I've decided to commit to my decision to not eat after six. Who knows what other dreams I may have...

I had a thought today...

I was in class the other day, and I was kind of drifting off and thinking about random stuff, when it occurred to me, wouldn't it look ridiculous if girls wore pony tails on top of their heads in stead of the back? I mean, I remember the old fads where girls wore them to the side, but I'm talking about hairspraying that pony tail to stick straight up in the air. It would look like the girl is a shark with that "fin" floating above the tops of everyone's heads. I'm just saying, that would be awesome. I'd date her (not). And that's my random thought for today. Thank you. Good bye.